The Big Brother live finale noticed the good man end FIRST for as soon as, with Marley taking residence the $250,000 grand prize.
*DUh DUH duh* It’s the remaining one *DUh DAH DAH DAH* the FINALlllllLLL oneee. I hope you imagined me singing that in a grandiose voice with numerous hand gestures as a result of that is the place I’m at. WE MADE IT. More than 30 episodes, a pair dozen housemates, two pet bunnies and an unknown variety of birds in that one problem and we now have MADE IT.
Okay, with that out of my system, for those who occurred to overlook the finale because it occurred catch all the speaking factors beneath in chronological order so that you may give your sizzling soak up the group chat.
All rise for the Queen of TV
It could be remiss to not dedicate a portion of my grand finale recap to the queen of Australian TV, SK.
This lady is a imaginative and prescient in a vibrant pink pant swimsuit, and after all I’m now on ASOS searching for a vibrant pink pant swimsuit, so I can look fab as I cry into my two minute noodles as a result of I spent all my cash attempting to appear to be SK. A brief however impactful story. Moving on.
Tilly mirrored the vitality I really feel in the direction of this outfit when she ran out on live TV and yelled “highlighters!” at the sight of SK on stage.
It wouldn’t be a 2021 actuality present with no few zoom associated technical points
About a 3rd of the housemates have been completely robbed of an evening on the sauce due to mainly every state in Australia being in lockdown proper now.
I truly assume final yr’s finale had extra precise housemates current in individual than 2021? COVID-19, the reward that retains on giving.
Ari and Danny appear to be new males
It’s superb what a few needles and some curling cream can do.
Ari and Danny stepped out onto that stage tonight trying like the after image from a ten yr glow up submit, and seeing them rested after 60 odd days in the home makes you realise simply how tough these 60 days have been.
Marley’s dad made his complete outfit and I’m crying and we aren’t even midway via
So did we someway miss that Marley’s clean as hell papa moonlights as a seamstress? It’s information to me however I’m prepared for his or her Instagram COLAB okay.
BUT WAIT. Marley is joined by papa and his sizzling as hell brother and the DRIP. THE DRIP. THE FAMILY DRIP.
Brenton and Christina need to be nearly anyplace else than on live TV proper now
Their faces whereas having to rewatch their whole actuality TV romance was PRICELESS. There was a whole lot of fanning of faces, Christina asking her grandmother to alter the channel, Sonia elevating her eyebrows.
Sonia did all of Australia a favour by pushing the relationship standing earlier than exclaiming “there’s a wedding everyone!”.
Christina appears away.
Brenton appears hopeful.
OUR WINNER IS……
MARLEY. The greatest man in Australia received the greatest TV present in Australia and every little thing is correct in the world.
Sonia needed to awkwardly wave Marley over a number of occasions to get a submit win interview as a result of the man was SHOOK however it doesn’t matter as a result of Marley goes to take care of his dad like he promised his mum!
Tears. NICE GUYS FINISH FIRST.
We have our winner! My job right here is completed. This form of appears like that moment in the Princess Diaries after they say “for the last time” earlier than Queen Clarisse fingers over the crown to Mia.
So, for the final time….
Love, Big Sis x
PS. I’m about to turn out to be a cement cowboy once I put the recap hat again on for Farmer Wants A Wife – see you this Sunday!
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